Saturday, 25 February 2012

DEAD,NOW

Museums are fun. Here's a massive post with some drawings I've done at various museums in London the past few months.

THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM

This is my favorite. It's in a beautiful building, it's full of beautiful natural things, and its attatched to a gigantic research centre which you can tour part of, and there's a giant squid. A GIANT SQUID. Anyway, when I went I was drawing animals.. and it was a saturday so it was HEAVING.









BIRDIES. I enjoy listening to parents explaining taxidermy to kids. I enjoy even more the kid's muddled comprehension of what they're seeing. They know what a living bird looks like, they know what a dead bird looks like. But this is .. both? I heard one kid say 'Look mum, this one's dead' pointing at a splayed out specimin with all it's feathers taken off (one that actually looked like it was dead) 'Well.. they're all dead'.



Red Panda, some kid was watching me draw this and his dad said 'If you practise you'll be able to draw like that one day!' I felt like crying and hugging him. I managed to restrain myself.



This Kudu looks a bit miffed, but so would I if I'd accidentally skewered a Swallow-tailed Flycatcher.





I drew a lot of goaty-creatures legs and horns that day, I'm slightly less obsessed with drawing Satyrs now but I'd probably be better at it..

THE IMPERIAL WAR MUSEUM

The lifts in this place were made by a company called 'Schindler'.. SCHINDLER'S LIFTS. Tickled me pink while I was on my way to see an exhibition on crimes against humanity.







The amount of bored schoolchildren in this place is unreal. Go there on a weekday and it feels more like a classroom than museum, you can hear little boys discussing their favorite bombs and see highschool girls posing next to Nazi uniforms. If you're like me (not particuarly interested in modern warfare) its worth going just for that. And Schindler's lifts.

NATIONAL PORTRAIT GALLERY


Portraits of unknown people.


Fancy gentlemen.


The fancy frames in this place are eternally vying for attention with the actual paintings, maybe they'll win one day.


Busts, busts. Busts.

THE BRITISH MUSEUM

I had a bad day here, lost my pencil case. Got tired of being scared at. And what is with people taking facebook photos of HUMAN REMAINS? Then again I was drawing them and it felt OK to me. Maybe there's no difference.






Wednesday, 22 February 2012

THRIFT and PIZZ

I want to make this blog more colourful.. maybe I'll do that this weekend.
Anyways here are some horrible urban scuzzpits FOR YOU. BAckgrounds,baby.



Sunday, 29 January 2012

PEOPLE WITH GOATS LEGS

reckoned i should update with some.. goat legged satyr things



Wednesday, 14 December 2011

A SAMTSIRHC TALE

I A BLACK xMASS



II AWAKE IN THE NIGHT



III HE COMETH.



VI AN UNHOLY ARRIVAL




Made for The Design Museum's 'festive illustration' competition.

I did not win.


SAMTSIRHC YRREM. HAIL SANTA.

Monday, 7 November 2011

some stuff



i made this for you messing around on flash today

here are some girl creatures





this Lea, is she's blonde and she can fly and she was raised by a lioness. on a cloud



Hester is tall, scaly and lives in the eighth level of hell, emerging only to wreak havoc on the earthings and go to school because there just aren't any reputable ones in hell these days



they're bffs

hmmm not much else, just a lady and a bulldog








Sunday, 16 October 2011